You suck. A lot. Why? Well…
- There’s no way that many hot chicks want to be anybody’s friend.
- There’s no way that many hot chicks want to be anybody’s friend the second they happen to log on or edit anything in their profile.
- To customize your profile you shouldn’t have to reverse engineer your crappy default templates.
- You are owned by Fox.
I don’t even know Tom, but he’s my “friend”. Kind of strange, isn’t it?