Letterman wouldn’t get it, so I’ll do it.
You might have a Bugzilla problem if…
- You have multiple Bugzilla email accounts, and you read them all even though you say you don’t.
- You check your bugmail on the way to the _________ and end up sitting there for 2 hours.
- You watch more than 5 people or components even though you don’t actively write code for them.
- You dream of Buggie magically fixing all your bugs.
- You can’t sleep when you have reviews in your request queue.
- You would cancel a hot date or pass on sex to fix a blocker.
- You stay up late at night verifying bugs that are already RESOLVED.
- You have more than 30 saved searches.
- You have famous bugs bookmarked so you can quickly link to them when people talk about funny bugs.
- You correct OS and platform information on random bugs 24 hours a day.