So apparently this is news in America and also, it’s against the law to shoot your own property now.
This guy essentially went Office Space on his own lawn mower and now he’s going to get an 11k fine? Give me a fucking break. No harm, no foul. Find something else to waste taxpayer money on, and also:
Dear CNN,
Please stop posting stupid bullshit stories like this that make me question the worth of my own country. Make me believe in the free press again.
Thanks,
Mike
morgamic 
Amen
Fo sho. I don’t want to livein a country where you can’t destroy your own property in the manner of your own choice.
Especially if you’re drunk. Drunk people should be free to do whatever the want to do.
Okay… well… most of the time anyway.
The page is somehow empty for me but in the “highlights” it says: “Keith Walendowski was charged with felony possession of a shotgun” — does that mean he didn’t have a license? In that case that’d be his offense, not the fact that he went postal on his lawn mower. No?