Man Shoots Lawn Mower… and… ?!


So apparently this is news in America and also, it’s against the law to shoot your own property now.

This guy essentially went Office Space on his own lawn mower and now he’s going to get an 11k fine? Give me a fucking break. No harm, no foul. Find something else to waste taxpayer money on, and also:

Dear CNN,

Please stop posting stupid bullshit stories like this that make me question the worth of my own country. Make me believe in the free press again.